The Most Unexciting La Ferrari Road Test Ever

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01/24/2015 at 10:42 • Filed to: None

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Remember watching Faces of Death? You didn't really wanna watch, but the idea of a monkey getting be-headed at the dinner table was captivating, so you did. I watched it once, like most, then never again. Where's this going? Well, this morning I turned to Velocity TV and watched John Davis of Motorweek review the most panty-dropper car in existence today, with the enthusiasm of a wart. Like it was a damn Camry.

I know, John Davis is a legend. When it's all said and done, he'll be inducted to the automotive journalist hall of fame.. 31 seasons of anything is a grand accomplishment. But, like Payton Manning, I thinks it's time we put Motorweek to pasture.

With so many amazing outlets, DriveTV, Jay Leno, etc.. There's really zero reason to watch this horribly monotone production. I'm sure you've all seen Chris Harris review the LaFerrari, he's exited! As one should be, when piloting arguably the world's best automobile.

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > flying lap
01/24/2015 at 10:48

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Now I want him to review the P1 since the majority of people who reviewed it actually welled up.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > flying lap
01/24/2015 at 10:52

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uuuuugh screw Motorweek. every review is the same. for the like 30 years.


Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > flying lap
01/24/2015 at 10:55

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This is also why I love Motorweek- he is simply unflappable. You could put him this guy in an F1 car and he'd still be talking about "the improved ergonomics of the paddle shifters" instead of the butt-clenching power.


Kinja'd!!! flying lap > Roadster Man
01/24/2015 at 10:57

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Seriously, you made me pee a little. Butt-clinching power....


Kinja'd!!! flying lap > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/24/2015 at 10:58

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Exactly


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > flying lap
01/30/2015 at 13:50

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DID YOU SEE THAT GARAGE THOUGH

"We're testing the LaFerrari today. Just ignore the P1 behind me."